Joined: Feb 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 861 Location: Home Karma: 24
Time for a post, it's been awhile « Result #2 on Nov 30, 2009, 9:45am »
It's been about a month since I have posted, and since I am the only one posting anything I figured I had better keep things lively. So for starters I am writing this slowly because I know many people can't read very fast. Of course I can only type slowly, because the alphabet is all messed up on my keyboard. Ok, enough drivel. Time to start posting people, it's so dead in here the greeters at Wal Mart look like they are thriving. Sheesh, come on.
Upcoming Show in Oregon « Result #4 on Oct 14, 2009, 5:10pm »
So I've checked back here a few times since first joining in July of this year to see if Morgan was going to be anywhere nearby, but no updates since then.
Much to my surprise I hear a radio ad that he's appearing in Hermiston, Oregon the weekend of October 23rd with the UrockFM radio comedy tour. Get more info by calling them at (509)737-8762 since they don't have anything on their website!
Don't have anyway of finding out where Morgan's going to be except accidentally I guess... And can't make it to that show since i'll be in Vegas then!
Joined: May 2007 Gender: Female Posts: 139 Location: Seattle, Wa Karma: 8
Revenge « Result #8 on Sept 24, 2009, 2:39am »
A businessman flies to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.
He loses the shirt off his back, and has nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he can just get to the airport, he can get himself home.
So he goes out to the front of the casino where there is a cab waiting. He gets in and explains his situation to the cabbie. He promises to send the driver money from home, offers him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc., but to no avail.
The cabbie says, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman is forced to hitch-hike to the airport and is barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later, the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returns to Vegas and this time he wins big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he goes out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thinks for a moment about how he can make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hits upon a plan.
The businessman gets in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asks. "Fifteen bucks," comes the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blow-job on the way?" "What? Get the hell out of my cab!"
The businessman gets into the back of each cab in the long line and asks the same questions, with the same result. When he gets to his old friend at the back of the line, he gets in and asks "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replies, "Fifteen bucks."
The businessman says, "Okay," and off they go.
Then, as they drive slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gives a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.
Joined: Feb 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 861 Location: Home Karma: 24
New Deodorant « Result #9 on Sept 22, 2009, 3:24am »
I just bought a new tube of stick deodorant and was reading the directions. They said, remove top, push up bottom. Now I don't know if it is working, but every time I break wind it sure smells good.
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