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« Thread Started on Sept 24, 2009, 2:39am » | |
A businessman flies to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.
He loses the shirt off his back, and has nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he can just get to the airport, he can get himself home.
So he goes out to the front of the casino where there is a cab waiting. He gets in and explains his situation to the cabbie. He promises to send the driver money from home, offers him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc., but to no avail.
The cabbie says, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman is forced to hitch-hike to the airport and is barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later, the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returns to Vegas and this time he wins big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he goes out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thinks for a moment about how he can make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hits upon a plan.
The businessman gets in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asks. "Fifteen bucks," comes the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blow-job on the way?"
"What? Get the hell out of my cab!"
The businessman gets into the back of each cab in the long line and asks the same questions, with the same result. When he gets to his old friend at the back of the line, he gets in and asks "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replies, "Fifteen bucks."
The businessman says, "Okay," and off they go.
Then, as they drive slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gives a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.
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